My job leaves me with waaaaay too much time on my hands.
For the last 15 minutes or so, I've been spying on the guy I share an office with. He's eating a Granny Smith apple. The best part is that he forgot to take the sticker off before he started eating it. Any second, he's going to take a bite out of that little piece of plastic-y paper and glue. I.AM.RIVETTED.
It's the most exciting thing that's happened here in days. I'm literally on the edge of my seat. I've been asking myself questions like "Will he notice that he ate a sticker? Will he spit it out? Will it increase his fiber intake at all??"
These questions seem to need an answer. I feel that I MUST KNOW what will happen.
That's how dull my job is.
Did he? DID HE????
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