I think I'd like to become a reality TV slut.
Why? Because Snooki, one of the stupid stars of "Jersey Shore" has recently been given a deal with Simon Schuester to publish her first novel. I can't for the life of me figure out why she can do it and I can't. I am entirely bamboozled.
To be published, you apparently have to be a whore.
What will she even write about? The day she couldn't rat her hair higher than 10 inches?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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